This could also be titled - The Song I Hate More Than Any Other Song In The Whole Wide World.
The award for My Least Favourite Song goes to (no drum rolling) - the one and only (heavy, twangy accent here) Billy Ray Cyrus and his goddamn awful Achy Breaky Heart.
Seriously - this is honkey-tonk-hi-ho-silver-shit at its worst!
What was he thinking with lyrics like You can tell your dog to bite my leg? He would have been better off having his vocal cords bitten. Right off, preferably. And You can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind... Really? What mind? And the less said about that dodgy hairstyle, the better.
Here it is for you to view at your own peril. I take absolutely no responsibility for any feelings of illness you might experience while watching this clip.